most frequently misunderstood conversation

I : Hey could you reduce the AC?
He: Sure, darling!!

After a while

I : Hey why am I feeling hot?
He: After reducing the AC what did you expect?
I : But reducing the AC would mean reducing the temperature setting.
He: To me it means reducing the coldness.

I : But can’t you understand? It is so hot. May be you DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND?
He: I just did what I understood. Why should I go to the trouble of misunderstanding?
I: Whatever!!

The dialogues and sequence keeps changing places but the effect is the same. It could be in car or bedroom or bus. He could be the one who asks. Sometimes we both take care to remember what other means and end up ending again the same way.

Both of us get irritated.

After a while we both smile.

But till date after being married almost for a decade we couldn’t hold this particular bit of conversation with perfect understanding.